Not to be confused with the Spoonman, who is obviously awesome

Lozhkomoynik - lit. "a spoonwasher."  An unsavory, unkempt, repulsive sort of person.  

Improbably Hot Spouse has pointed out that a lot of these need illustrations... yet has not volunteered to create said illustrations for me.  Please stand by while I learn how to use a tablet to produce Hyperboleandahalf quality doodles.